good “ homemade bazooka”recently discoveredby Mexican federal constabulary ,
I be intimate we have n’t have sex each other very long ( as you were only found near the U.S.–Mexico edge in the beginning this week ) but I already palpate a deep and endure connection that ca n’t be denied .
The newspaper publisher sayyou were made by criminals to found packages of drugs over the boundary line , but you ’re obviously so much more than that . You digest as a symbol of initiative , ingenuity , and the uncomplicated dream of a big - ass carom blasting black 100 of meters into the United States .
And physically , you ’re complete , all the way from your approximately 10 - foot - farseeing alloy cask down to your aura compressor , gasoline engine and “ tank for storing air . ” Even the stolen van that carried you has its ramshackle charm , found , as it was , without license plate and its doors ajar .
In the end , it does n’t matter who built you , because you were clearly put on this Earth to get it on and be loved by me .
According to The Washington Post , you ’re not the first such equipment incur near the border , appearing standardized toa pickup truck - mounted cannonconfiscated by Mexican authorities in 2013 . In my heart , however , you ’re the only giant Mexican drug cannonin the whole extensive world .
[ Business Insider ]
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