Yoga studios are nice , but what about the ostentatious multitude and their greasy mats — not to remark all the see - through pant and all the farts ? What you really want is your own individual meditation cavern in the New Mexico desert . In fact , maybe you need two !
Well , lucky you . handily situate between Santa Fe and Taos , these two “ beautifully sculpted meditation cavern ” are hand - carve out of sandstone canyons gather into the unequaled rock formations at either end of the property . An unseen handwriting shaped not only the master meditation chamber , but also extra elbow room , built - in seats , and fanlight using “ sensual , wholesale lines . ”
The photograph seem very Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade — or perhaps justvery yonic — and the itemisation promises an experience that is at least as lifespan - changing as the Holy Grail : “ When enroll the freestanding chambers you will be awe - struck at the stunning level of detail that is hand - sculpted out of solid stone and the graphics shape will take your breathing time away . ”
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At the center of one of the caverns is a “ Tree of Human Kindness , ” perfect with candlelit nichos ( not to be confused with nachos , which I ’m certain you’re able to find in the nearby town of Ojo Caliente ) .
The 208 - acre property is separate into 14 lots , but you could have the whole affair for only $ 995,000 — or , if you ’re feeling only so - so about your investment , grab just one half of the attribute ( including one meditation cavern ) for $ 550,000 .
hole-and-corner electric power and telephone is available at the property line . So , what do you say ? Om yeah ? [ Santa Fe Properties ]
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