sound news ! No , great news ! The Heinz Dip & Squeeze , a new single - serving tomato ketchup package that promises to hold open us from the long national nightmare that has been the existing hydrofoil liquidity crisis parcel , is now rolling out to Chick - Fil - As nationwide . Ketchup ! Liberated !
The fresh package , which can be squeezed like the erstwhile ones or peeled back and dipped into , like , say , the Sweet and glowering sauce tubs at Burger King , will make on - the - go french shaver eating importantly more gratifying . To celebrate the occasion , Chik - Fil - A will give away free fries to customers who inquire for the Dip & Squeeze between the hours of 2 and 4 pm this Friday . Hopefully hopefully hopefully the Dip & Squeeze will be a runaway success , stimulate all other truehearted food joints to see the light and adopt it as well .
To get your good Dip & Squeeze - enlightened Chick - Fil - A , see to it out the locator here . None nearby ? Practice your Dipping and coerce withthe iPhone game . Yeah , OK , possibly that ’s take thing a bit too far . [ HeinzviaCore 77 ]
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