So there ’s this sorcerous pencil , and these voodoo guys , and somebody pull a crew of monsters . And like DMX is there , with a bazooka , and this whole GIANT Hydra - gator mega - thing . . .
I kept misreading the three varsity letter that come before the password Carnivorous in the title of this straightforward - to - videodisk moving picture , hitting ledge later this calendar month . I thought they might be BMX or WTF or maybe BBQ . But very well , I will admit it . The letters are DMX , for your favorite mega - virtuoso who was pretty much the only cool thing about this flick . In my head , the motion-picture show is always going to be calledWassup Carnosaur?and I think you ’ll see why when you take heed to this scintillating dialogue .
So what ’s going on ? A control stick with an gator psyche glued on it channels the sprightliness of retaliation when a person uses the stick to get a giant alligator - Snake River monster eat on mass he or she wants to get revenge on . Also , for some intellect this is all connected to ancient fetish , even though I ’m fairly indisputable there was n’t a lot of cabbage paper back in the olden mean solar day of the Caribbean but whatever .
Anyway , a bunch of galactically retarded cracker teenagers run over a nice lady , and her husband is really upturned . He find the snakey stick somewhere , and decides ( why ? ) to every which way make a picture of a gargantuan Wassup Carnosaur eating the crazy hummer the teens were drive . So now a vainglorious Hydra is hunt these adolescent , who never even realized they hit the dame because the car has such undecomposed seismic disturbance and they are busy fix drunk and stripping and eating giant plates of Proto-Indo European because they have “ dunchies ” ( drunk munchies ) .
I jazz when one of the teens is like “ Well sorry about your married woman but you suck . ” Great line .
Luckily DMX understands voodoo , gets his bazooka , and decide ( why ? ) to aid the crackers . And so they contend the gator serpent – whose main weapon appear to be trip out citizenry – by feed it the paper the picture was drawn on . Well , actually by place the paper in the manus of one of the tards and then go under him out to get eaten . So brilliant ! We see the wonder of it all in this amazing 2d scene .
I broke my rule about never posting two clip inFound Footagebecause you needed to get wind the dialog before seeing the monster to appreciate the deep and abiding awfulness lay out by this film .
DMX - Carnivorous AKA Lockjaw AKA Wassup Carnosaur?via IMDB
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