Circuits Discovers Shuffle

Holy cocksucker .

I can only suppose the scene at the New York Times a few solar day ago , as a squad of Circuits incision editor in chief gather around a table in a way lit by only a exclusive lamp , shining down at the stupefying gadget known as … iPod .

Beads of sweat gathered on the brows and backfat of each one as they gazed unflinchingly at the white devil , unable to unlock its hermetic secret ; a group of men and womanhood – raise masters of the occult custom of tech news media – their psyche break and laid au naturel on the tiny Al altar that Apple had raise in their midst .

An medical intern slammed get to the room access , his silhouette framed by the light from the quietus of the Gray Lady ’s power , push a wave of turn one’s stomach synchronizing with the iPod ’s noted ad campaign into the room .

“ You dupe , ” gasp the AE , as he fell to one genu , black fluid melt down from his ear , “ Have you not heard ? This iPod can play medicine … at random . ”

Read – Tunes , a Hard Drive and ( Just possibly ) a Brain[NYTimes ]

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