This weekend is Valentine ’s Day , which is a solemnization of beekeeping , plague and epilepsy , allot to my research . Accordingly , we here at io9 have some valentines for you , our pet proofreader .
We ’ll admit off the at-bat that we were really stuck on Star war : The Force Awakens for inspiration . Mostly because theofficial onesare so bad . They ramble from the apparent and weirdly dogmatic :
to the deeply confusing :
No , we do n’t jazz why Phasma ’s idea of a valentine is to just announce her employer . If I ever send a valentine that says “ Gawker Media , my valentine ! ” get me help right away . Our four are infinitely estimable :
Also , we have one fillip Mad Max : Fury Road valentine because we just ca n’t help ourselves :
Art by Sam Woolley
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