If your watch has constant huitre movement , tells time in five geographical zone , doubles as a Swiss Army Knife , slice and dices Julianne fries , speak German and Swahili , and can survive a dunk in the Marianas deep but you do n’t employ those “ features ” day by day , congrats ! You ’re a fool for marketing .
[ This Is n’t felicity ]
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