If you ’d straightaway send away Hansel & Gretel : Witch Hunters as another one of the abundant “ dark fairy story ” movies currently cluttering the ethnic landscape , well , I could n’t charge you , because I did the precise same affair . Which is why I was so pleasantly surprised by this young ruby - stria dawdler for the movie , which raise beyond a phantasma of a dubiety that Hansel and Gretel ’s tongues are planted steadfastly in their buttock . It ’s almost a parody at this point , which is 100 % all right with me . Honestly , how could I possibly not want to a movie about Hansel and Gretel fighting enchantress in the most diagrammatically , hilariously violent way possible , but which also includes the line “ If there ’s one thing this line of work has teach me over the yr … do n’t rust the fucking confect ” ? I ’m not made of stone , hoi polloi .
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